4 weeks and going strong
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Cool Story, Bro.
I’ve been away and it’s been eventful. The Too Fast For Love Tour was pretty wicked. Hayley’s boobies were titttied. I lost my internet connection which was scaring. I started piano classes so I bummed around campus and raped it’s wifi. Poor people gotta do what poor people gotta do, bro. I bought a keyboard. Pretty ace. Got wasted at the casino. Proceeded to do karaoke for the first time in my living life, intoxicated. Performed Push It by Salt-N-Pepa. Trust a bird, it was EPIC. Remember that episode of FRIENDS where they go to Vegas and Rachel and Ross are wasted and they’re walking around the casino with ‘ROSS’ and cat whiskers on their faces? Yeah, that was me, except I had nothing on my face but Jessica, my manager and I were playing the slots and yelling WHOOOO every time we won 5¢ cause we were playing the 1¢ and 5¢ slots and walking around as people looked at us foul. Fun times:) Got a technician to my abode and got my internet connected. As that was happening, I was pulling out……of my drive way and had an accident. FML. Phone line was funky when I got home and internet connection slow as dial-up. Reminded me why I never got the iPhone, at&t is not fit, duh. Well, it’s all sorted and I’m back to cyber glory. It’s been stressful and to lighten life up I’ve taken up Weeds. I’m gonna massacre True Blood, Season 2, as I’ve just downloaded the whole season. I know, I know. Cool story, bro.
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